Happy Hump Day: The Nerds Cometh.

Does anyone remember from middle school what it meant if you wore green on Wednesday? I always thought there had to be a correlation between that and the term "Hump Day". "It's REGARDLESS, dammit!"...This is a general memo to anyone out there willing to listen. "Irregardless" is not a word. Well, techincally it is, but if 'regardless' means the same thing as 'irregardless' why say 'irregardless'? That's like 1 second gone from your day. Multiply that by, for arguements sake, 365 days by 70 years, you get 7 hours of your life GONE. please, for the sake of the children...stop. Did the nerds kill Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Or has my sense of humor just matured? It's the quoting that killed that movie, I think. Seriously, Klingon and Monty Python quotes must come with a nerd handbook. Weird people make me nervous. That ackward guy who makes jokes to "flirt" but always in really out of bounds ways. Racist jokes aren't funny in general, let alone in public settings. And yes, she's always had red hair. You're 38...it's not funny anymore...it's creepy. *personal aside* I'm not trying to come off as super funny sarcastic judegmental guy. It's a by-product of listening. If we tape-recorded ourselves and listened, we'd all be really ackward, not funny, losers in 99 cases out of 100. Just saying. Happy "Hump" Day. May that mean good things in all senses of the word...the happy part, of course.