"Ultimate Frisbee": When Adjectives Attack

I've been thinking about something: Ultimate Frisbee. We spent 2 hours on Sunday rawkin' and rollin' and as described in yesterday's post, I'm feeling it because of the power of the anti-hippie was coursing through my veins. Here's my problem: The hippies call it "ULTIMATE FRISBEE". But honestly, is it REALLY that Ultimate? Unless you're playing suspended above a shark's tank with explosions all around you, it's really just regular old frisbee with excessive amounts of running. But I suppose it's about perspective: If you're a hippie, your typical day revolves around not bathing, eating cheetos, and smoking weed. So, simply running around, in the day light no less, launching a plastic disc at high speeds towards your friends skull really IS ultimate. You can learn a lot from a hippie®