You can't get much better than an office visit from the new guy's puppy; The only thing that can remotely compete is:
Is Apple Cider a northeast thing? or does the rest of the world get to join in this brown, tangy delight? seriously. amazing. And as if it couldn't get better they sell these bad boys in 1 QT sizes: imagine a normal sized gallon container shrunk down to fit in your hand. I know, right?
The upside of apple cider: if you let it sit around long enough it turns into apple cider vinegar, which of course has many uses.
I will conclude today's thoughts with the story of when Alex left all of his dirty dishes at work and had to wash them 4 days later...it's called "The day when Alex left his dirty dishes at work and had to wash them 4 days later (the ping pong song)"
It goes something like this: One day I came home with a bag of tupperware dishes that I had left at work for a few days. I've done this before, so no big deal really. I just scower them in hot soapy water and scrub 'em down. (that's what she said). Here in lies the problem. One of my containers held milk from last week, which had now become some nasty cheese like entity. I've had some experience with spoiled milk before and some crazy thought came over me that as I threw it out in the woods behind our house, why not take a whiff.
DO NOT TAKE A WHIFF OF NASTY WEEK OLD SKIM MILK THAT HAS BEEN LOCKED UP AND FESTERING, UNLESS YOU WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER YOURSELF.
enough said.
ok, I didn't really puke, but honestly, I've never been closer to that simply by a smell in my life. G-NAS-TEA.
ok, now enough said.
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Oh, Alex. Just wait until your offspring finds a sippy cup of month-old milk-turned-cottage-cheese in the bottom of his toy box, opens it and pours it all over himself and your brand new carpet. I speak from personal experience, THAT will be the worst smell of your life.
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