Capitalism Strikes Again

You'll notice in the side bar-----------------------------> (right over here) That i've added some goodies. You can now purchase original content made by ME, the hero of this blog, at cafepress. Right now it's t-shirts, but if I had people tell me that they'd like other things like stickers or hats, I'd do that too. You can even go crazy and donate to my cause, which at this point should be obvious: distract the masses with thought provoking questions and side splitting humor, while the minions do my bidding. (thank you, minions)