Ok, so I'm not the king of comedy (as REM would sing) nor am I the king of grammar, however, I am the king of pointing out other people's mistakes. The following are emails received in my inbox and therefore free to be ridiculed mercilessly.
Email #1
Sorry it got realy busy here and I, Michael ***** was the only teller her. I have only been her two months and put in charge of everything. And to top it off the secutiry man was her putting me on the system so I could look the bank at 4pm. That was messed up!
I thought about highlighting the mistakes, but it's funnier for you to play the game yourself.
Email #2
subject: HUGE REQUEST from Accounts Pagable
TO ALL THOSE PERSONS SENDING INVOICES AND REIMBURSEMENT FORMS TO ACCOUNTS PAYABLE:
PLEASE DO NOT STABLE YOUR DOCUMENTS AND RECEIPTS TOGETHER, ATTACH USING PAPER CLIPS.
ALL INVOICES AND PAYMENT REQUESTS ARE PROCESSED THROUGH A DOCUMENT SCANNER. IF PAPERS ARE ATTACHED BY STAPLE IT CAUSED UNDUE TIME AND EFFORT IN THE SCANNING PROCESS.
THANKS FOR YOU CONSIDERATION IN MAKING OUR JOB A LITTLE EASIER AND QUICKER.
Thank you for making all of our days brighter...and dumber.
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